Will Ferrell, Exotic Animal Expert

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME WILL FERRELL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, STEPHEN. >> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE. >> SO GREAT. SO GREAT TO FINALLY BE ON THE SHOW. >> Stephen: DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO WATCH THE GAME BACKSTAGE? >> WHICH GAME. >> Stephen: THE SUPER BOWL. >> NO. THERE WAS A THREE-HOUR “DOWNTON ABBY.” >> Stephen: OH. I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT LADY MARY. >> OEVMENT! AND SHE GOT CAUGHT IN A GIANT, SILVER, SUPER BOWL. >> Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUICK QUESTION? I WANT TO GET TO THE MOVIE IN JUST A SECOND.

>> YEAH. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I’M CURIOUS– I’M CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT TONIGHT, WHAT THAT’S ABOUT. >> OH, YEAH. THESE DUDS. YOU KNOW, I’VE JUSTINOID YOUR LATE SHOW IS KIND OF NEW. >> Stephen: YES. >> AND YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE AN ANIMAL EXPERT YET. >> Stephen: WE DON’T HAVE ONE YET. WE DON’T HAVE ONE YET. WE’RE HOPING TO GET ONE. WE’RE HOPING TO GET ONE, YEAH. >> I THOUGHT I COULD STEP IN AND FILL THE GAP. >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT “ZOOLANDER 2.” >> NOT REALLY FOCUSED ON THAT RIGHT NOW. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE ANIMALS. GR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. YOU’RE THE GUEST. IN FACT, I’VE BROUGHT SOME OF THE RAREST AND MOST ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE WORLD, AND I’M VERY EXCITED TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU AND YOUR AUDIENCE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU. THANK YOU. >> Stephen: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? >> THIS IS MULAN, EASY, EASY, EASY, MULLAN. MULAN– I WOULDN’T OOOH, AND AAAH, WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT SHE IS. SHE IS A SHORT-SPINED PERUVIAN MONGOOSE. SHE LOOKS SO CALM AND CUDDLY, BUT SHE CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE AND WILL CHARGE. SO PLEASE, NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. >> Stephen: SHE LOOK LIKES — BUT I COOK WRONG– SHE LOOKS LIKE A KITTY CAT. >> STEPHEN, WHO IS WEARING THE VEST. THIS IS A HIGHLY ENDANGERED SPECIES. >> Stephen: I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE ANY MONGOOTION IN PERU. >> NO, THERE’S JUST ONE, THIS ONE. AND YOU KNOW WHY? THEY’RE JUST SO DAMN DELICIOUS. ( LAUGHTER ) WE’RE HOPING TO GET AN INDOOR BREEDING PROGRAM. >> Stephen: I DON’T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANIMALS BUT HOW DO YOU HAVE A BREEDING PROGRAM WHEN THERE’S ONLY ONE OF THEM.

YEAH, HUH? >> WELL, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO CROSS IT WITH SOMETHING, SOMETHING COOL, LIKE A WOLVERINE, OR POSSIBLY A DIRT BIKE. SO– ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH GR SO WAS IT– WAS IT FUN WORKING ON THE MOVIE WITH BEN. IS BEN BACK? >> WHICH MOVIE? >> >> Stephen: “ZOOLANDER?” >> I HAVEN’T SEEN IT. THIS IS KAYAK, THIS IS A MONGOLIAN BUSH TIGER. ( LAUGHTER ) AND I CAN TELL IT’S A BOY. HE HAS A HUGE STRIP SACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CAN I SAY THAT. >> Stephen: WE CAN SAY THAT. WE CAN SAY THAT. OKAY, YEAH. >> AND HE’S JUST A YEAR OLD, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. HE’S GOING TO GROW TO BE 11 FEET LONG. AND HE’S GOING TO WEIGH OVER 600 POUNDS. >> Stephen: WOW, WOW. >> MONGOLIAN TIGER COULD TAKE DOWN A FULL-GROWN MOOSE. >> Stephen: REALLY. I WAS NOT AWARE THERE WERE MOOSE IN MONGOLIA. >> NO, IN MY BACKYARD.

YEAH, I SHIPPED IN A COUPLE OF MOOSE TO SEE IF THEY COULD DO IT AND WON A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY. >> Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN? >> IF THE BUSH TIGER ESCAPES, THIS ONE, I HAVE TO TAKE DOWN. >> Stephen: IT’S THAT DANGER. >> IT’S THE LAST ONE IN EXISTENCE. >> Stephen: REALLY, THERE’S ONLY ONE OF THESE, 22. >> THERE’S ONLY ONE OF THESE, TOO, SO IT’S GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO IT’S A DESPERATE– IT’S A DESPERATE ANIMAL. >> IT’S A DESPERATE, DESPERATE ANIMAL, READY TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF. >> Stephen: WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? >> GET WINGS. >> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU, WAS IT FUN TO INHABIT THE CHARACTER AGAIN? >> YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. YEAH. SO– GR AND WHAT’S THIS FELLA? I’M SURE YOU’VE HEARD OF A DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS? >> THEY HAVE THE BILL OF A DUCK. >> Stephen: THIS IS A DUCK-BODIED PLATYPUS.

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK, ARE THEY RARE? >> THEY’RE SO RARE. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT RIGHT HERE. >> Stephen: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FELLA? >> THIS FELLA HAS THE DUCK BILL AND THE DUCK FEET AND ALSO THE DUCK BODY. AND I GOT THIS ONE– I GOT THIS ONE DOWN IN CHINATOWN. WON HIM OFF A ROOSTER PLAYING TIC TAC TOE. >> Stephen: AND WHAT IS HIS NAME? >> HIS NAME? SILAPT ROW. >> Stephen: ARE YOU SURE THAT’S HIS NAME? THAT’S NOT A GARNISH OR SOMETHING? >> I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S CILANTRO THANK YOU. >> Stephen: THANK YOU. ARE THEY YOUR HELPERS? DO THEY COME WITH YOU, TOO? >> THEY TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH ME. >> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW, WHAT IS THAT? ( LAUGHTER ) >> HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN A CHICKEN BEFORE STEPHEN? >> Stephen: OKAY. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHICKEN HERE? >> OH, WE’RE FEEDING THIS CHICKEN TO THE NEXT ANIMAL RIGHT HERE.

WOULD YOU PUT ON THOSE PROTECTIVE GLASSES, PLEASE. >> Stephen: I HAVE TO PUT ON GLASS? >> YES. >> WE’RE GOING TO FEED THIS CHICKEN TO THIS UPPER NILE SKULL BADGER. >> Stephen: YOU’RE GOING TO FEED THE CHICKEN TO THE THING? ( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS BADGER IS GOING TO EAT THAT CHIC CHICKEN. >> Stephen: GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. ( LAUGHTER ) >> DID YOU ALREADY FEED HIM BACK STAGE. >> I’M SORRY, SIR. >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO. >> Stephen: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THE SAFETY GLASS. GIVEN HALF A CHANCE THIS THING WILL BURROW THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKET AND NEST IN YOUR BRAIN.

THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR BRAIN PAN. WHEN THEY HATCH, THEY EAT THEIR WAY OUT YOUR MOUTH AND SCREAM FOR YOU. >> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY’VE EATEP YOUR TONGUE? >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: OKAY. WELL… ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT’S HIS NAME? >> HIS NAME? PEYTON MANNING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WILL FERRELL, “ZOOLANDER 2” OPENS FEBRUARY 12. PEYTON MANNING, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEY AND PEELE.